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Nos gustaría contar con personas que nos puedan sacar diseños para ropa. Con estilo urbano o funny. Queremos diferentes propuestas. Animaros a enviar vuestros diseños.

Necesito elaborar una página web para el alquiler de coches en I need a website for car rental with a good-looking page and interesting content and a page that is being found easily and offered to tourists at first place to customers in Germany

La idea es una agencia dedicada a traer clientes a Miami, aprovechando las ventajas de conocer en profundidad el sector turístico de la zona y así ofrecer servicios de calidad a precios muy ventajosos.

...out a search on Google and be able to download the organic results in an orderly manner. It must be accompanied by the Google page it is on. Possibility of excluding from that list (before obtaining it) the domains that we indicate 2. Once we have the urls of that search, we need to be able to obtain from those urls: - Email. Specifically, the most visible is usually the info. But it would be interesting if there are several that are extracted at least 3 and that the one that is put in the first place is the generic one of "info", "hello", etc. -Company name. We would also need, although this is desirable and not an absolute condition, that from each URL the name of the company to which the web belongs is also obtained We would like it to be obtained as a d...

Buenos días estimado profesional. Soy Sebastian Rico, creador de la marca LOP, la cual se dedicada a la comercialización de pizza y galletas a bajo costo, a continuación plasmo la identidad de la marca: ¿Quiénes somos? Somos un prototipo de tienda fast food de cadena especializada en pizza y galletas por porción / famil...rabbit logo are in neon: • Neon green: rabbit whiskers. • Neon pink: lined with eyes and nose/mouth. • Neon violet: outline or border of the rabbit. (Minimum 2 neon colors / Maximum 3 neon colors) I appreciate the attention you have paid so far. The above has been a brief summary of Who are we? and what we are looking for. However, you are a professional and therefore I will make an interesting...

...following standard: FormatXAdES (XML AdvancedElectronicSignatures), according to the technical specification ETSI EN 319 132-1 V1.1.1. Generate a CRC-8 check code. That the application returns us the information necessary to generate the QR code. We have the technical information provided by the tax administration, in Spanish and English. Our command of English is limited, so it would be interesting for the person we contact to speak Spanish to facilitate communication, but it is not essential...

Necesito un logo para un podcast lo más pronto posible. El nombre del podcast es "Be Light", el cual significa "Sé luz". Tenemos l...algún lugar. Me gustaría ver borradores antes de iniciar a trabajar en el logo definitivo, igualmente tener revisiones sería importante. Se tomará en cuenta las propuestas con tiempo de entrega más rápido. I need a logo for a podcast as soon as possible. The name of the podcast is "Be Light". We have the idea to include a light bulb in the logo along with the word "Be Light". It would also be interesting to see other proposals. It could also have the word "Podcast" somewhere, that's optional. I would like to see drafts before starting work on...

Se precisa un guion de videojuegos, ya sea para shoter, o rpg. La locacion puede ser ficticia, post-apocaliptica o en el espacio. debe haber al menos 4 personajes principales en la historia. Al menos 50 paginas en dialogos. A video game script is required, either for shoter, or rpg. The location can be fictional, post-apocalyptic, or in space. There must be at least 4 main characters in...videojuegos, ya sea para shoter, o rpg. La locacion puede ser ficticia, post-apocaliptica o en el espacio. debe haber al menos 4 personajes principales en la historia. Al menos 50 paginas en dialogos. A video game script is required, either for shoter, or rpg. The location can be fictional, post-apocalyptic, or in space. There must be at least 4 main characters in the story. At least 50 pages in dial...

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...gratis pero vendemos los sitios web de Kopage. Es importante mencionar que necesitamos estrictamente un manual de como hacerlo. No requerimos únicamente hacerlo. Sino que nos muestren la forma de elaborarlo nosotros mismos. Es importante necesitamos llegar a un acuerdo de contrato fijo por quincena. En varios temas adicionales del proyecto. Esto es solo el inicio. Look, my project is very interesting. We would like to have consultancies. It is not all the time. But we need to have a person with whom we can solve our doubts. We don't want them to do the job for us. We want to learn. That must be our number 1 rule. I want to know what your hourly price will be? Currently I require at least 2 hours to learn and ask many things that I do not understand and do not do...

...something related to death but not skulls please, simplicity and elegance will be valued Must be monochrome, not colors, black logo on white background All proposals will be checked in a multitude of image banks to avoid fraud, only original creations please! I am available for any clarification or extra information Thank you very much in advance for your proposals UPDATE: some interesting elements as an idea that can be used... gargoyle, crow, scythe... ------------------------------------------------------------------- Necesitamos un logotipo para un nuevo producto, se trata de un dispositivo mecánico que llevará grabado dicho logotipo (dispositivo de vapeo) El nombre es REQUIEM y la estética es gótica, macabra... algo relacio...

Necesitamos un especialista en PowerPoint para resolver problemas en nuestros desarrollos, también necesitamos nuevos programas en PowerPoint. Es muy importante conocer profundamente la programación de PowerPoint. También sería interesante crear un complemento de powerpoint. We need a PowerPoint specialist to solve problems in our developments, we al...nuestros desarrollos, también necesitamos nuevos programas en PowerPoint. Es muy importante conocer profundamente la programación de PowerPoint. También sería interesante crear un complemento de powerpoint. We need a PowerPoint specialist to solve problems in our developments, we also need new programs in PowerPoint. It is very important to know deeply the PowerPoint programming. It w...

...and the world of this comic, and that they can support the realization of the project as crowdfunding. I have great ideas for the material. It would be a few posters, some illustrations of some of the other characters, and about 3 sketch pages of how the comic begins. Yes ... capable there is nothing "great" in a story of an adult type different from the rest. But I assure you it is a very interesting idea, with influences of great animations like "Rick & Morty" or movies like Big Lebowski, among many other comics, video clips, video games and movies....

...sitio web deberá tener CMS, mobile responsive, cross browser entre otros. Y como elemento adicional una buena programación en SEO para que sea optima en los buscadores. Por favor me envían sus propuestas y su retroalimentación, ya que puedo estar muy desfasado tanto en ideas como en presupuesto. Muchas gracias (Parte en ingles) PLEASE DO NOT PROPOSE BEFORE READING SINCE I DID SUMMARIZED. I am interesting to create a very dynamic website, similar to (hotel search) or Skyscanner (flight search) those searches looking for products in other websites. This time there are no hotel searches or flight searches, in this time I need website of appliances search such as TV, refrigerators, washing machines, etc. and I know that a search algorithm of that size is ...

nesecito un editor de videos que edite en sony vegas pro15 o algun otro sony vegas, videos muy graciosos con movimientos (zoom,distorciones...) [english translation] I need a video editor that edits in sony vegas pro15 or some other sony vegas, very funny videos with movements (zoom, distortion ...)

...styles, etc. that you think best suited to meet this goal. - LANGUAGE: the songs should be in Spanish, but a few bilingual songs are welcomed and even encouraged, especially if they promote cross-cultural communication. - VULGARITY: avoid exceptionally vulgar lyrics, although a bit of vulgarness is ok. Keep in mind that the audience will be comprised of learners, so the songs should be interesting both with and without the lyrics: in other words, some students won't understand the lyrics the first time around, but we still want them to enjoy the song; and other students will understand or learn the lyrics, so we don't want them to get disappointed or offended, etc. Thanks! Looking forward to the music! Michael...

...automóviles privados y actividades turísticas, incluidos restaurantes y vida nocturna) -Administración de agenda y/o calendario -Reservas (llamadas a hoteles, líneas aéreas, compañías de automóviles) -Reembolso, Quejas Además, el conocimiento sobre diseño gráfico y marketing es un plus. I need a Spanish-speaking to manage my social media (facebook, dating-apps, etc) and proactively write and post interesting things. It's a full-time role, US$200 weekly. Client is a businessman from Australia, without time and many responsibilities in his company, so his only option is to have no social life... unless you would like to work for him and help him create one. Person must be a natural flirt and be able ...

...automóviles privados y actividades turísticas, incluidos restaurantes y vida nocturna) -Administración de agenda y/o calendario -Reservas (llamadas a hoteles, líneas aéreas, compañías de automóviles) -Reembolso, Quejas Además, el conocimiento sobre diseño gráfico y marketing es un plus. I need a Spanish-speaking to manage my social media (facebook, dating-apps, etc) and proactively write and post interesting things. It's a full-time role, US$200 weekly. Client is a businessman from Australia, without time and many responsibilities in his company, so his only option is to have no social life... unless you would like to work for him and help him create one. Person must be a natural flirt and be able ...

I need some articles written for my should be professional and encouraging with some author's opinion so readers will respond and leave comments. The articles should be about interesting ideas and be original content. Please message me if you have any questions,

I need a character for an educational app for kids from 8 to 12. It would be like an assistance or a guide. And I need this character to be funny, cute, curious, etc And I need him in several situations, like in history class, math class, growing with time. The next image might be an inspirational one, so you to guide. If someone saw "How to train your dragon" his personality would be like chimuelo (the shadow dragon). Traducido: Necesito un personaje para una aplicación educativa para niños de entre 8 y 12 años de edad. Seria como un asistente o un guía para El Niño. Y necesito que sea gracioso, curioso, tierno, adorable, amigable. Debería de construirse una relación con el usuario. Lo necesito en diferentes situaciones co...

I need a character for an educational app for kids from 8 to 12. It would be like an assistance or a guide. And I need this character to be funny, cute, curious, etc And I need him in several situations, like in history class, math class, growing with time. The next image might be an inspirational one, so you to guide. If someone saw "How to train your dragon" his personality would be like chimuelo (the shadow dragon). Traducido: Necesito un personaje para una aplicación educativa para niños de entre 8 y 12 años de edad. Seria como un asistente o un guía para El Niño. Y necesito que sea gracioso, curioso, tierno, adorable, amigable. Debería de construirse una relación con el usuario. Lo necesito en diferentes situaciones co...

...data. -It must be able to allow 2-3 people inside the database. -You have to create a file in a simple way:         -First name         -Sector company to which it belongs         -Phone         -Mail         -A text box where you can add any information.         -Date in our company.         - Possibility of adding a feature later. It is focused on the Spanish language, because it is interesting that the freelance speaks Spanish, highly valued. Thank you. -------------------- Base de datos para empresa de gestión d...

...house for sleep but you have other problem too, you need to find other people who care your cat in your house. So the idea is create a website to resolve that two problems, you can stay in a house in other city for free taking care the cat and other people stay in your house for free care your cat. I did a fake website to start the idea, is in spanish. if you are interesting in the project, please, write me here: lisaestaenblanco@ Thanks so much for your time and so sorry because my english is horrible.. ...

...NO considero usar WHMCS Saludos. ------------------------------------------ I have registered in ResellerClub and I am looking for someone to leave everything configured according to the idea I have ... with some notions to be able to work basically. In principle I will use it for a couple of own domains. For now I do not want to go further ... Marco Micro-project, but if it were interesting I could enter Simple Project. For now I'm just going to use WHM. I DO NOT consider using WHMCS...

I need a character for an educational app for kids from 8 to 12. It would be like an assistance or a guide. And I need this character to be funny, cute, curious, etc And I need him in several situations, like in history class, math class, growing with time. The next image might be an inspirational one, so you to guide. If someone saw "How to train your dragon" his personality would be like chimuelo (the shadow dragon). Traducido: Necesito un personaje para una aplicación educativa para niños de entre 8 y 12 años de edad. Seria como un asistente o un guía para El Niño. Y necesito que sea gracioso, curioso, tierno, adorable, amigable. Debería de construirse una relación con el usuario. Lo necesito en diferentes situaciones...

...help us venezuelans to inform and be informed about the situation accross the country. An app that allows us to report about street closings, barricades, rallies, protests, etc. in different points of our country. This is merely an independent project of two friends with an idea. As you might imagine, we do not really have the budget that no doubt an app like this requires, but if you find it interesting, I would be glad to discuss the project and reach an agreement. My budget is $50. Thank you for your consideration, David.- Buenos días. Mi nombre es David. Soy un freelancer de Venezuela. Tengo una idea para desarrollar una aplicación móvil que nos ayude a los venezolanos a informar y conocer la situación en distintos lugares del país. ...

...help us venezuelans to inform and be informed about the situation accross the country. An app that allows us to report about street closings, barricades, rallies, protests, etc. in different points of our country. This is merely an independent project of two friends with an idea. As you might imagine, we do not really have the budget that no doubt an app like this requires, but if you find it interesting, I would be glad to discuss the project and reach an agreement. My budget is $50. Thank you for your consideration, David.- Buenos días. Mi nombre es David. Soy un freelancer de Venezuela. Tengo una idea para desarrollar una aplicación móvil que nos ayude a los venezolanos a informar y conocer la situación en distintos lugares del país. ...

I would like to gift some coffee cups to our engineers. We are devoted to open source, hence, I need an original, funny, modern design involving Linux/Tux, Java/Duke and/or Android Robot, one of our company logos ([url removed, login to view]) and a short text. It can be a joke or something personalized like "Name (Java Ninja)" or "Here drinks a Linux Guru: Name" or sometning like a command line , for example: "alison@localhost:$ sudo apt-get install coffee" Quisiera regalar unas tazas de café a nuestros ingenieros. Somos devotos del Software Libre así que necesito un diseño original, divertido, que involucre Linux/Tux, Java/Duke y/o El Robot de Android, un logo de nuestra compañía ([url removed, login to view]) y u...

Tengo un proyectgo muy interesante, se trata de alquimia 100% busco a personas que quieran invertir en oro que es una de las formas de inversion mas seguras hoy en dia, y fabricas o joyerias que compren el oro y plata por lo pronto<br /><br />I have a very interesting proyectgo, it is 100% alchemy looking for people who want to invest in gold is one of the safest forms of investment today, and factories or jewelers who buy gold and silver silver for now<br /><br />J'ai un proyectgo très intéressant, il est 100% l'alchimie à la recherche de personnes qui veulent investir dans l'or est l'une des formes les plus sûres d'investissement d'aujourd'hui, et les usines ou les bijoutiers qui achètent ...

This is a remote, home-based position.<br /> <br />Scopic Software is the largest virtual software company in the world. We have over 200 employees spread across 25 different countries. All employees work from home. We develop custom software applications for clients in North America and Europe. The company is looking to hire a talented Technical QA. Work hours are flexible. Projects are interesting and challenging.<br /> <br /> Requirements:<br />Good English reading, writing and spoken skills<br />2+ years working experience in software QA<br />Experience with automated testing (e.g., Selenium, Robot Framework)<br />Experience in performance/stress testing (e.g., Jmeter)<br />Java programming ...

...home-based position.<br /> <br />Scopic Software () is the largest virtual software company in the world. We have over 200 employees in 25 different countries. All employees work from home. We develop custom software applications for clients in North America and company is looking to hire a talented Intermediate PHP/JS Developer. Work hours are flexible. Projects are interesting and challenging.<br /> <br />Skills required:<br />Good English reading and writing skills. Ideally good verbal English backend programming skills: <br />PHP, experience with PHP frameworks (e.g., Symfony, Yii, Laravel, Zend).<br />SQL Databases (including MySQL).<br />Familiarity with unit-tests and TDD (test driven development).&...

We need 150 women funny cartoon characters depicting jobs, hobbies and activities, we can start by doing 30 and from there we go. Necesitamos 150 Caricaturas chistosas y divertidas de trabajos, y actividades de mujeres, podemos empezar con 30 de ahi seguimos.

.../>This is a remote, home-based position.<br /> is the largest virtual software company in the world. We have over 200 employees in 25 different countries. All employees work from home. We develop custom software applications for clients in North America and Europe.<br />The company is looking to hire a talented React Developer Intermediate+ level. <br />Work hours are flexible. Projects are interesting and challenging.<br /> <br />Requirements:<br />Good English reading and writing skills. <br />2-3+ years experience in software development.<br />Expertise with Redux/Flux architecture.<br />Experience development React application.<br />Strong Javascript skills.<br />Good HTML5/CSS3 skills.<br...

Hola Necesito un logo con fondo y otro sin fondo y un bg/banner para la pagina principal de un canal de youtube dedicado a juegos y juguetes infantiles Las imágenes no pueden contener copyright Necesario documento de cesion de derechos Ejemplos sin copiarlos: ht...canal de youtube dedicado a juegos y juguetes infantiles Las imágenes no pueden contener copyright Necesario documento de cesion de derechos Ejemplos sin copiarlos: El nombre del canal es: Funny Stories For Children

...is a remote, home-based position.<br />Scopic Software is the largest virtual software company in the world. We have over 200 employees in 25 different countries. All employees work from home. We develop custom software applications for clients in North America and Europe.<br />The company is looking to hire a talented Intermediate Javascript Developer. Work hours are flexible. Projects are interesting and challenging.<br /> <br />Requirements:<br />• Good English reading and writing skills.<br />• 2+ years experience in software development.<br />• Strong Javascript skills.<br />• Working experience/expertise with AngularJS.<br />• Experience with KendoUI.<br />• Good HTML5/CSS3 skills.<...

.../>This is a remote, home-based position.<br />Scopic Software is the largest virtual software company in the world. We have over 200 employees in 25 different countries. All employees work from home. We develop custom software applications for clients in North America and Europe.<br />The company is looking to hire a talented Intermediate PHP/JS Developer. Work hours are flexible. Projects are interesting and challenging.<br /> <br />This is a full-time position.<br /> <br /> <br />Please send your CV in English only.<br /> <br />•           Good reading, writing and spoken English skills.<br />•       &n...

...Panorama visualization screen: The most important screen of the App. Here we will see a panoramic image in 360º working with the gyroscope. It will contain two buttons at the low corners of the screen. One button alternates the visualized image with another one. The transition should be smooth and progressive. The other button, after pushing, must open a window with just plain text in it. It is interesting to be able to rotate the panoramic picture not only with the gyroscope but with the finger. It is necessary to provide the possibility of changing the 2 pictures with other ones easily. NOTE: There exists a number of apps of this kind at the Appstore like iPano, which can offer an idea of what I need. Deadline: ideally 1 week....

what is the project: - A twett wall - Application focuses on showing tweets as a search pattern. I want to hire somebody to: - develop 2 versions of an HTML page showing a tweet. - The page must be made in HTML5 / CSS - They must have a , "modern", "interesting" design - Design 1000px x 700px, centered in the window where you see. - The page has to show these data from a tweet: - Photo of the author - Author's name - User name tweet author - When it was written that the tweeet - the tweet message itself - If you have images, show at least one - Also must show an extra text. It will be used to display the message "wrote to tweet a hashtag << and >>here you will see " - More space for display advertising - The html shoul...

...vestimenta y accesorios basada en animales domésticos. Las ilustraciones deben ser cómicas, divertidas e infantiles. Dichas ilustraciones deberán ser originales y una vez cerrado el acuerdo serán propiedad de la empresa, no pudiéndose reproducir para otros fines comerciales o no. We need an illustrator for new line of clothing and accessories based in pets. Illustrations should be comical, funny and childish. These illustrations should be original and once closed the deal will be owned by the company and can not be reproduced for other commercial purposes or not. Aquí os dejo algunas imágenes de ejemplo que encajan con las imágenes que buscamos:

... 3. And if you are willing to give technical support The application is to track the music that is hosted on my server. To explain it better : If you are an artist , company or brand and want to promote your music , video or multimedia files . This is what i want : 1. You go into my website 2. Upload your song , video ect 3. Pay the fee So .... here it is where it gets interesting. The places (Bars, Clubs, Disco, Malls) with my installed system will be notified in real time of the file that was just loaded on the website with the payment as well, such notice will ask them to play the file there, then if the owner , DJ or announcer promote the product. My system receives a response in real-time that they reproduced the file and it generates a small profit...

...4. We should be able to load and editing all contents in a dinamic way, anytime and without technical skills. Information between web app and mobile phone should be done by JSON archives. 2. To add a social module: A user can enter through fb or google and should be able of adding comments to (I write in original language of the app, and then I translate to English): - Lugares de interés (Interesting places; by location). - Fiestas (holidays) - Pescados, and the same for Mariscos (Fish and seafood) - Recetas (Recipes) - Restaurantes (Restaurants) 3. To add a restaurants module: File of restaurant with location map. From this file you´ll can add files of dishes. Files of dishes will have a text (description, ingredients) and a whole range of fields to define...

Necesitamos freelance para la creación contenidos para faceebok con temática de tipos de comida: americana, italiana, india, japonésa, china... El tipo de contenido debe ser relacionado estos tipos de cocina (Funny, curiosidades, artículos relacionados...)El contenido siempre deberá estar compuesto por un texto (Unos 120 caracteres) una imágen/diseño (500x500px). De media 35 contenidos a la semana.

Necesitamos freelance para la creación contenidos para faceebok y twitter en cuentas de restaurantes (Americano, italiano, indio, japonés, chino...). El tipo de contenido debe ser relacionado con el el restaurante y su tipo de cocina (Funny, curiosidades, artículos relacionados...)El contenido siempre deberá estar compuesto por un texto y una imágen/diseño. Pagamos 0,30€/contenido. De media 8 contenidos diarios.

Design and programming / development of web / store page online professional maintenance and support. The website has to bring control panel that I can update the page. It has to load fast, be original, different, stylish, funny, likes to give in and buy and learn, it is easy to find, etc. Multiple languages​​: Castilian, English, German, French, Dutch, ... ----------------------------------------------------------------- 0 Freelancers viendo en este momento 4911 TOTAL de visitas Descripción del proyecto: Diseño y programación / creación de página web / tienda online profesional que de mantenimiento y soporte. La web ha de llevar panel de control para que yo mismo pueda actualizar la página. Ha de carga...

I need some articles written for my should be professional and encouraging with some author's opinion so readers will respond and leave comments. The articles should be about interesting ideas and be original content. Please message me if you have any questions,

...and well made, coated side panels of glass, to give him the space and breadth lighting .. on the outside of the facade with a juice slabs of wood , ranging fastened to the columns of the house, with a distance between the smoked glass (to give privacy to upstairs ) and support the subject , taking into account the paisajimos was placed between the slabs one ivy giving a more joyful, lively and interesting visual , which changes depending on the 4 seasons (summer, spring, winter and fall) Today disabled people are excluded from society and I think that just as one is entitled to enjoy , experience and live the design concept , which is covered in all aspects , these people are also human beings have the right ergonomically able to enjoy each of our spaces , so I take it as so s...

Hi All We are looking for an article writer to develop quality content to keep our audience engaged and returning to our website. High quality work could be met with future long term projects. We will consider new freelancers also for this project. Criteria: - Require 2-5 Articles per day - 500 Words per article - Correct Grammar and interesting Content -100% Unique - Must pass copyscape - Availability in Skype (during US time zone) Please PM us to get more details of this project. Happy bidding

Buscamos diseñador gráfico freelance para realizar infografías Social Media del tipo: Se trataría de crear una infografía en español a partir de los datos de la infografía que nosotros le enviemos en ingles. Necesitamos conocer las tarifas por infografía y el tiempo de entrega de cada una desde que le enviemos la infografía modelo en inglés. El número de infografías al mes depende de las tarifas pero esperamos generar mínimo 4 al mes. Un saludo

...both students and teachers - Grades and progress tracking - Robust push notifications system - Fee management system exclusive to the admin - Concerns and complaints section for students - Schedule feature for parent-teacher meetings - Notice board and dues list - Interactive rhymes feature for children - Homework and classwork section - Optional quiz section - Teachers' feed - A corner for interesting educational facts - An organized system for prayer and assembly management Above all, the application must be interactive and user-friendly. Ideal Skills: - Experience with cross-platform app development - Strong background in user interface design - Knowledge of education-based applications would be beneficial. I am excited to discuss your experience and ideas as we bring...