Rank my porn website to top #1 of google for 10 keywords

Our project and requirement is to achieve top 1 ranking on Google for the first page of our website. In addition you must analyze our website for proper seo optimization and assist in achieving these results. You must guarantee that 100% of the 10 provided keywords rank in the top 1 of Google on 1st page or no payment until these results are achieved. • ****No methods or techniques that will get the site banned, de-indexed or sandbox**** • Expert understanding of Google & Panda Updates and how to work with them • NO BLACK HAT OR GREY HAT METHODS (Only White Hat) • No SEO Spam techniques • Google guidelines must be followed and no way should be compromised • No links from under construction pages • No java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, etc. • Pages must be indexed and cached by Google within 30 days • No unethical methods • Links must be from English language websites only. • Link pages must be visible, readable, indexable & 'do follow' • Links must be permanent • One-way links only • Quality back links must relate to site topic on high quality relevant sites • No paid traffic sites. • No banned sites, violent, illegal sites, etc. • Links that are not approved must be replaced by the service provider • Linked sites must be search engine friendly, established and fully active. • No [login to view URL] blocking. No links from rel="nofollow" or "noindex" tag for pages themselves and for anchor text. • No Java links, jump scripts, framed pages, redirects, cloaking, CSS redirects, 301 redirects, dynamic links, Flash sites/pages, hidden links, no string parameters, etc. • No use of automated software or bots. • No link farms, link exchange programs and web rings. Reports need to be provided on a regular basis. One per week minimum. Payment will only be sent if required results are achieved within a 2 month time frame. If you are able to achieve the desired results set forth above within the 2 month time frame we will pay a bonus of an additional 15% of the agreed upon job price. If you cannot do this within our budget please do not bid. We do not want any service offerings other than what is detailed in the requirement. We very much look forward to working with our chosen partner. PS : (DON'T offer SEO packages here. We just need SEO guaranteed please).