DMOZ Editor/Listing Required

Would like to have our web entity listed in a sub-category of: [login to view URL]: Consumer Goods and Services: Tobacco: Cigarettes: Electronic Cigarettes We are a legitimate, but simply have had no luck in getting any attention to our request to be listed through manual submission (we are thinking that the queue might be quite long), so there isn't any moral or ethical dilemma for you here, as an editor: we rightly belong to be listed in the category; you would merely be expediting this process, as what we propose to purchase is your "time and attention". Funds to be released upon our listing appearing on DMOZ in the category (as we are assuming that if we fail to honor that agreement, you can merely "un-add" us, so, we're certainly not about to "welch".) Details of our web address, listing details, to be provided to the winning bidder. Thank you for your time.