Write my Product Descriptions

Provide a clear example of a similar job you have done in the past. I have to admit, I've not yet done any product descriptions outside of a gumtree article or two, but this project is so perfect for me (in both interest and tone) that I had to give it a go. I do hope that you still read my proposal and give me a shot. I will also write 2 more samples if needed. Proposal: My writing style is very much anchored towards satirical humour in general, and while I can write in a number of voices, I do have a very specific one. I write really quickly and will have this job done within an hour or two. I'm a fountain what I thought of as, up until now, useless "geek" knowledge. I love Star Wars, I love comics and video games. I have a Triforce tattoo and a Navi ringtone, and I'm typing this while wearing Star Wars lounge pants and a Batgirl t-shirt. I'm also big into art and prints. I am also bang on in the middle of your target demographic. (90's kid!) I want to help you to sell with my product descriptions. I want to help by fusing humour and internet lingo like "hashtag" and "emosh", and I would really love this opportunity to work alongside you. EXAMPLES: "Milk Does a Kitty Good" Canvas Print A pop art style canvas print that is a purr-fect addition to any home. The aesthetic result of a short tryst between Selina Kyle and Andy Warhol, this kitty comes in five different sizes to watch over (or seduce) us as we work, eat, and sleep. Meow to that, Batman! "Gone with the Flash" Canvas Print We've all had those days when we're late for work, exhausted, and the coffee hasn't brewed fast enough, right? Barry too. This bright design sums up work mornings, running for the last commute before rush hour, and saving the world. Don't forget your coffee, don't be Barry. Do let solace come by looking up at this colorful print, sigh, and say, "#deepsame."

Provide a clear example of a similar job you have done in the past. If your products aren’t accurately described, you won’t be able to sell them. Writing high caliber product descriptions has been one of my greatest strengths throughout my writing career. Regardless of whether you are wanting a short or a longer, more detailed description I can provide you with the Proposal: If your products aren’t accurately described, you won’t be able to sell them. Writing high caliber product descriptions has been one of my greatest strengths throughout my writing career. Regardless of whether you are wanting a short or a longer, more detailed description I can provide you with the rich, detailed, and friendly descriptions that will make your brand stand out and draw in the customers. Let me start boosting your sales today. When I handle your descriptions, you will be able to see a difference in client response. Regards, Nikola Mastilovic

Not sure if this is what you are after but here is me giving it a go!! Title:Cat Women Tastes Milk For The First Time Description: " Oh My! This is so delicious. I should have tasted this in my childhood. Oh well! You are never too old to start drinking milk!" An amazing canvas to remind you, milk is yummm!! Title: Morning Rush, Coffee Left! Descriptions: Leaving that cup with delicious coffee to answer that door or the phone call!! " Oh coffee, why spill, spill into my tongue instead!" Hang this in your kitchen to remind you every sip wasted is tragedy!

Provide a clear example of a similar job you have done in the past. 1 Proposal: Hi! I am a very fast, capable and keen young English writer, Editor and Proofreader. My language and spelling are flawless and I also have a strong interest in many of the topics. My goal and mission has always been to ensure 100% satisfaction from every client and employer by writing engaging content.. Let's give it a try! Thanks!

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Provide a clear example of a similar job you have done in the past. Here's a sample based on product link 1: Product Title: My Coffee Break at Lightning Speed A sip of coffee on a busy morning adds zing as I dash into the speed force as fast as lightning. This framed canvas print comes complete with hanging accessories that easily mounts on my wall in a flash. Proposal: My bid is for 910 words Sample for product link 2: Product Title: Don’t Purrrr-Get Your Glass of Milk Meowwww! Whether I’m fighting crime beside my favorite frenemy Batman or sleeking my way toward danger and mystery, this purrrry cat superhero slash villain has got time for milk!