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I need a replica UK Driving Licence. I need this in a template format, so I can easily change the picture and other information on the licence. I need it to come complete with the correct fonts, etc. I belive this can be done in a Photoshop PSD Template with Layers. I also need a version for the back so that this information can be changed too. The price is negotiable, I need the HIGHEST quality work. We want a quick turnaround, no longer than a week, maximum. It must match the current UK Driving Licence, I can provide picture examples easily. I will also pay for the older UK Driving Licence. Please contact me immediately. Most of this will come from the scanned picture, you will have to edit that for me.
This project is for several concept sketches for two (2) three-dimensional lollipops: one shaped like a plunger, and the other shaped like poop. These will be strange, fun candy lollipops for people with a weird sense of humor. The art should be cartoonish and fun. The selected artist will also create Pantone color turnarounds/control art for the concept we approve (front, back, side, and 3/4 views with product dimensions and a color reference so that we know which Pantone colors were used). The final turnarounds can be provided in vector, 3D, or .jpg file formats. Our company is always developing new products, so there will be additional opportunities for the right artists who can work within our limited budget.
The project encompasses: Amending Data on a Novelty Cheque - custom details to appear on it. You will be forwarded a scan of the design and instructions for changes required – the image is similar to the sample attached. Fonts must be an exact match - changes and modifications must be flawless.
... This must be done in 300dpi (is there a way to check this?... if not dont worry, we'll leave the onus on the client). Simple design, fresh, crisp and colourful corporate look. Website: Simple Navigation System Horizontal Navigation "Home : Members : FAQ's : Contact Us" Vertical Navigation "Browse Templates: Accommodation, Financial, Trades, Professional, Personal, Novelty, etc.." When selecting a template, the client is then given ability to overlay text on front, be able to choose colour of text, bold etc Client flow should be as follows: 1: Browse our range of templates, and select one as the basis of their design. 2: Add text etc to the front of the card 3: Proof front of card and save 4: If required, Re...
Hello, I need 4 posters done for retail stores that are selling novelty contact lenses. I have some photography done with people wearing the lenses so i would like some posters that show off the lenses. The posters need to really sell the lenses. The target is gothic emo style and raver style.. I will need the psd of the files when complete. Thanks
Looking for someone with excellent photoshop skills that can create any US state ID. Only needs to look like a scanned copy of ID.. will not be printed. PM for more details...
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The project encompasses: Creating / Amending Data on a Novelty Cheque - custom details to appear on it. You will be forwarded a scan of the design and instructions for changes required – the image is similar to the sample attached. Fonts must be an exact match - changes and modifications must be flawless.
Hello, I need 4 posters done for retail stores that are selling novelty contact lenses. I have some photography done with people wearing the lenses so i would like some posters that show off the lenses. The posters need to really sell the lenses. The target is gothic emo style and raver style.. I will need the psd of the files when complete. Thanks
A unique (my invention) mlm system needs to be restored to its former glory.. first contact on and , login details will be given to the interested person. It is a long project but it could be done in small sections,and I have to coach on a minute by minute bassis as the system is really a novelty and not easy understood by those who do not know much about mlm. Thanks from zzz
Looking for a developer who can edit the layout of x-cart gold and create our storefront. All you need to do is create and implement the design that we are looking for. We will add products and deal with all the rest. We need this completed a.s.a.p. This is an adult novelty website storefront and please submit examples of only related works.
I am looking for some form of a partnership in which an individual would receive a portion of the profits or take in commisions as long as active coding guy/girl. The sites need some small tweaks to go live and start building users. If it takes off than more revenue streams will be explored. These sites are made to work with myspace currently and will be for the other social networking sites as well.
Hi, I need banners for my online novelty shop. Some will be used to advertise within the site and others will be used on other sites. I'll PM the link to you. Dimensions are variable. Thank you.
I have a couple of novelty products to promote and want to know if you can create 5 quality content articles 300-500 words each with the keywords that I will supply?
A two page design required for a Childrens Entertainers Directory. I am just looking for a two page design, the home page and a workable design for the interior directory pages. The target market is parents looking for childrens entertainers; Mobile DJs, Balloon tricks, magicians, novelty acts, puppet shows, party games, bouncy castles, etc. What I WILL need is a complete png/psd vector image of the designs, with any fonts or images I may need supplied. This is essential. It's likely I'll need to adjust the design slightly as I progress, and I want the ability to be able to just move a block, some text, or whatever slightly as required. I will be handcoding the content management system for this website from the ground up, so it really is just the design/loo...
I am looking for someone to develop an iphone app in the spirit of ibeer. You will have to know the SDK development kit provided by apple or some mobile phone equivalent. The app is meant to be a simple form of entertainment, nothing too involved. I would like ...want the user to have to virtually light a flame lighter by stroking their finger across the screen. This will simulate actually lighting the bong. Background sounds should be able to be played optionally as well, such as coughing, laughing, "Woah"s, "Pass it on man", "Quit hogging it man" and "Groovy" and puffing noises. This should be a cool little novelty program that people can share with their friends and have a laugh. Additionally I am thinking about making a lava lamp app...
I am looking for someone to develop an iphone app in the spirit of ibeer. You will have to know the SDK development kit provided by apple or some mobile phone equivalent. The app is meant to be a simple form of entertainment, nothing too involved. I would like m...want the user to have to virtually light a flame lighter by stroking their finger across the screen. This will simulate actually lighting the bong. Background sounds should be able to be played optionally as well, such as coughing, laughing, "Woah"s, "Pass it on man", "Quit hogging it man" and "Groovy" and puffing noises. This should be a cool little novelty program that people can share with their friends and have a laugh. Additionally I am thinking about making a lava lamp ap...
ATTENTION ALL GRAPHIC DESIGNERS AND ARTISTS Our upscale exotic entertainment service NEEDS A NEW LOGO - 11/18/08 Our upscale exotic entertainment service needs your help...gentlemen's clubs in the US. We are available for any occasion including bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, holiday parties, Super Bowl and sporting events, retirement parties, corporate events, promotional events, adult theme parties, passion parties, birthday parties, divorce parties, or absolutely any function! In addition, Our uspscale exotic entertainment service also supplies other types of novelty entertainment such as male and female little people, overweight strippers, celebrity impersonators, comedians, singing telegrams, drag queens, party chefs, dj's, cigar rollers, and much more...
...potentially dozens of diskettes was solved, we pressed forward to add many additional publications and, for the first time, were able to add thousands of illustrations. For the first few years, we continued to add FAA publications to our growing Computerized Aviation Reference Library. But the novelty of having these documents in electronic form, many of which had never before been available to the public except in paper, began to erode because of the growth of the internet. The novelty wore off but the Library on CD remained popular because it provided better access to the information. Paradoxically, the advantage of having a thousand publications on a single CD had the potential to make finding a specific piece of information more difficult - the needle ...
...a website and would like it created. The concept is an odd one but one I believe it will be successful through publicity. I have bought the domains; Basically it was initially an idea of a resource to 'ditch' your partner. However, I felt this idea was too thin on the ground and I want to expand it to matchmaking, advice, rankings etc. This is a novelty and entertaining site as well as a serious one. The idea is that, someone will visit the site, become a member for free, ditch their partner (via a big red button), the partner will recieve an email saying 'you have been ditched by .... on click here to respond, they will hopefully come on to respond (not sure how but in a sort of forum), then there will
Excel or Access Pricing Application for accountancy practice. Need nice front end for user. User should select options with radio buttons and drop downs. Some choices will have multiple inputs, ie radio button for Payroll with dropdown for how many payslips per month. Spreadsheet then needs to calculate cost for job. Ideally would produce agreement document with selected options. I have attached a pricelist and type of agreement that should be produced. These will be amended for the actual project.
A two page design required for a Childrens Entertainers Directory. I am just looking for a two page design, the home page and a workable design for the interior directory pages. The target market is parents looking for childrens entertainers; Mobile DJs, Balloon tricks, magicians, novelty acts, puppet shows, party games, bouncy castles, etc. What I WILL need is a complete png/psd vector image of the designs, with any fonts or images I may need supplied. This is essential. It's likely I'll need to adjust the design slightly as I progress, and I want the ability to be able to just move a block, some text, or whatever slightly as required. I will be handcoding the content management system for this website from the ground up, so it really is just the design/loo...
I want someone to create me a powerful sales( Squeeze) Page page so I can get orders for my e-book Make Novelty Ornaments. I need someone that knows how to use photo shop so they can design me awesome graphics on my sales page. I will also be having the tools and materials needed for my customers so they are ready to go to make their project.
I am looking for a graphic designer that can create graphic designs to fit a series of themes. The websites where these will be posted have names like: and other themed websites. There is also a quotesite so graphics and quotes can be matched. To research the project look for themed websites with everything from redneck sayings, Christian themes. to loving and caring sayings. Political themes are fine too. The winner of the job will get some targeted sites with the themes I am wanting to emulate. I have adobe Illustrator, photoshop, and fireworks. Most of expertise is in Photoshop so I would prefer images in that format. However, if I need to develop a knowledge of Illustrator that works. I will likely want to tweak wording so I do not want flat files. My main method of produ...
I'm looking for a solid php programmer that has an affordable price and is available as things come up. Basically, I need someone who I can turn to on various projects. One of our sites is a cellular phone store the other is an adult novelty store. Both are using zencart. and (adult novelty) Your code should be clean, modular, and you should have experience. Looking for a programmer that we will be using regularly will need to be able to work with SEO on updates. Must be available via IM. (English) If satisfied with work, work will be continuous. Please quote price (by hour - or by month)
We have a website that needs to be developed around a "jungle and monkey" type of theme in PHP and MYSQL and with these pages: Home Page Sign Shop (Dynamic photos and descriptions) Photo Shop (Dynamic photos and descriptions) Inflatables (Dynamic photos and descriptions) Other Novelty Items (Dynamic photos and descriptions) Contact Us (Content fill in form with auto-mail) CRM type of site with administrative back end to manage and upload descriptions and photos.
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Basically this is a flash ecard site. Objective: A novelty idea which would create a viral effect. Through show a friend and an independent website, we will generate revenue through advertising. There are 2 parts to this concept: A) A website "God Dinked?" showcasing all the nominated "dong of the day" files Users will have to register with the site to submit a dong of the day. User would have to have a verified email address by verifying a link in email for accountability. B) the "Dong of the Day" popup link with flash animation. Features in A) "Got Dinked?": - Archived files - Search files by keywords (tags) - Browse files by categories, date, name - Featured Dong of the day - Most Viewed / Commented / Rated Dong of the day - ...
Basically this is a flash ecard site. Objective: A novelty idea which would create a viral effect. Through show a friend and an independent website, we will generate revenue through advertising. There are 2 parts to this concept: A) A website "God Dinked?" showcasing all the nominated "dong of the day" files Users will have to register with the site to submit a dong of the day. User would have to have a verified email address by verifying a link in email for accountability. B) the "Dong of the Day" popup link with flash animation. Features in A) "Got Dinked?": - Archived files - Search files by keywords (tags) - Browse files by categories, date, name - Featured Dong of the day - Most Viewed / Commented / Rated Dong of the day - ...
This is a simple inventory system for a small novelty sales company.? This project when complete will give the admin user the ability to update products through the existing admin website portal, in addition, allow them to prepare and record orders with other vendors they do business with. So this is a 2 part project-- the products table- includes the list of what is sold, how much is on hand, in warehouse, damaged, etc. The 2nd part will track our? products every week, meaning once products are inventoried at the end of week, the admin will record those numbers and the scripts will associate them to the current week and event.? The system must be able to analyze our sales trends based on the dates from previous years, and predict what we will sell this year on that ...
I am looking for someone to get me started with an adult toy store website. They will have to come up with a design and shopping cart. Please see example website: () Please also have a sample of your work and what you can provide to me.
NEED A NOVELTY ID CREATED. MUST BE ABLE TO PAY ATTENTION TO DETAIL. THIS IS FOR A THE STATE OF GEORGIA. a SAMPLE HAS BEEN ATTACHED. THE ATTACHMENT HAS NOTES OF INSTRUCTION ON IT. ONLY BID IF YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO DO. I HAVE NO ROOM FOR ERROR AND THE TIME TO POST THIS AGAIN BECAUSE OF INCOMPETECE. 1. CREATED IN PHOTO SHOP VERSION 8 2. OR ILLUSTRATOR 11.0 3. BE ABLE TO PROVIDE INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO EDIT AND PROVIDE FONT. 4. THERE WILL NOT BE ANY ESCROW. PROJECT MUST BE FINISHED BEFORE PAYMENT WILL BE COMPLETED. (VERY GOOD REASON FOR THAT YOU MUST UNDERSTAND) FINALY TO ALL THE STAFF OF KREATIVE FINGERS DO NOT BID ESPECIALLY ABHISHEK JAIN. THANK YOU FOR LOOKING AND HOPE TO GET THIS DONE IN A TIMELY MANNER.
You have seen the novelty bank notes in circulation? well im after a small program making that will enable? users to load the novelty notes in the software, edit them if they wish and then choose how many notes to an a4 paper. the software will re-size the notes perfectly and then print them out. i also want the ability of a little editor that you can click on say an import button and a little editor will pop up, inside this editor you can load a picture into it and then cut a selected piece of that said picture to use on your novelty bank note. you then place the cut image where you want on the banknote and print out. i have designed a little mockup of both the editor and main software to give the winning programmer an idea. i also want the softwar...
Programmer needed to customise either oscommerce or xcart. Requirement to customise a new online shop to fufill 2 specific additional functionalities: This shop will promote and sell lazer crystals gifts, these are glass crystals that have images or text engraved in them as novelty gifts. The online shop will need to have standard shopping cart functionalities, inc: add to card, pricing etc. ( standard features) There will be two additional variables required to be added during the order phase. When adding a crystal to the shopping cart, the user will be invited to do one or either of two things. 1. Add text to be inscribed in the crystal. ( text Box) 2. and or the ability to upload an image ( scanned Photo) to be attached to the order, this image will ...
A two page design required for a Childrens Entertainers Directory. I am just looking for a two page design, the home page and a workable design for the interior directory pages. The target market is parents looking for childrens entertainers; Mobile DJs, Balloon tricks, magicians, novelty acts, puppet shows, party games, bouncy castles, etc. What I WILL need is a complete png/psd vector image of the designs, with any fonts or images I may need supplied. This is essential. It's likely I'll need to adjust the design slightly as I progress, and I want the ability to be able to just move a block, some text, or whatever slightly as required. I will be handcoding the content management system for this website from the ground up, so it really is just the design/loo...
I have a rather odd request -- I need someone to create fic...request -- I need someone to create fictional signatures / autographs for me. They do not have to be readable -- they simply need to look very real and need to be made in vector or PNG with clear background so I can import them into Adobe Illustrator. They need to be large so when scaled down pixels are not visible. This is not for anything illegal or counterfeit -- its simply for a novelty project I am working on. Please do not mimic real names -- they must be fictional. Ideally they must also look like real ink-pen handwriting. To get this job, send me a few letters in your best "handwriting" computer art. I want to see quality pen stroke looking art, etc. I need about 5-10 signature...
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You have seen the novelty bank notes in circulation? well im after a small program making that will enable? users to load the novelty notes in the software, edit them if they wish and then choose how many notes to an a4 paper. the software will re-size the notes perfectly and then print them out. i also want the ability of a little editor that you can click on say an import button and a little editor will pop up, inside this editor you can load a picture into it and then cut a selected piece of that said picture to use on your novelty bank note. you then place the cut image where you want on the banknote and print out. i have designed a little mockup of both the editor and main software to give the winning programmer an idea. i also want the softwar...
My start up company is looking to launch a new novelty item that is sold in Casino Gift Shops in USA. I am interested in finding out information from Casino Gift Shop Managers/Buyers such as the names of any Novelty Distibutors/Sales Rep Agencies the Casino Gift shops are currently buying from so that I can sell the new item through that distributor. I have a list of Casino Gift Shop Managers names and general phone numbers. Seeking US Based Telemarketer/Researcher. Goal Obtain info from at least 30 contacts.
I have a website selling an adult novelty product in the US and I need this website translated into Japanese and inserted into the Japanese search engines and optimized for targeted traffic that converts well.? Shopping cart in Japanese will have to be implemented as well with a US-based gateway to take payments.? I will be shipping product from the United States.
I have an online store that I need to finalize a good, relavant logo for. My current logo can be seen by visiting www.mvegifts.com. This was a logo I threw together as a placeholder of sorts until I can get a real logo that markets my business well. Here are the elements that I want to convey: 1) We sell novelty and accent items; products for the home and garden, gifts, etc. (Feel free to search the site for a glimpse of the variety of products we sell at www.mvegifts.com.) We also sell offline too, so the logo would need to transend a merely online presence, though that is currently our most significant part of our business. 2) I want the logo to be a GIF so that it can be placed over a variety of backgrounds without having to worry about any white background image or related ...
I have a website that sells candles, salts, jewelry, oils, herbs, incense, native american items, novelty items, artist consignment, etc. I am currently advertising on google adwords and spending about $6/day for about 25 clicks per day that rarely result in any sales at all. I am a programmer, with a bit of writing and design background. I need someone with a sales and/or marketing background who can suggest action steps to improve my web noticibility and web sales. I do not want suggestions for how to spam people, or how to put multiple posts on craigslist, or how to use an automated tool to get myself banned from myspace or facebook. I want honest to goodness ethical suggestions for site improvement, SEO, customer viewpoints, and quality solutions that could do a better j...
Looking for a creative web site developer to create a complete online storefront website for adult novelty products. This site must look professional and have a shopping cart solution for customers to purchase merchandise. A simillar site would look something like The site should have the following criteria (high level): -easy to use backend for website admin and order taking. -site is to be set up to be able to add and remove items easily from ADMIN -fully featured security against hackers -Ability to recommend products to customers like “may we also suggest…(with pics of several products that we can control through admin to associate with other products) -need to be able to have the customer apply discount coupons and gift certificates to prices -Contact U...
I am looking for a photoshop guru. I need 3 documents edited for novelty purposes. I want to change name and date for a motivation piece. An expert should take 45 minutes.
Its Simple.. I have a web site at and I want the one at to look the same. Move the main header over, tweak the colors a little. is OSdox while the new one I bought is Cre. This is a Lingerie/adult novelty site so if you have a problem please do not bid. YOU MUST KNOW CRELOADED!!!!!!! Please let me know your experience with Creloaded/Oscommerce There is lots of opportunity for more work. i mean I must have had 50 tweaks alone to the OSdox version when installed. I am not sure what I need as I have only glanced at Cre but i am sure i need modules and other things installed, moved, created. And please bid for total hours VS an amount. Its AMAZING to get bids from from those who charge $10 or $20 or $30 per hour but they all bid close to the same amount
Its Simple.. I have a web site at and I want the one at to look the same. Move the main header over, tweak the colors a little. is OSdox while the new one I bought is Cre. This is a Lingerie/adult novelty site so if you have a problem please do not bid. YOU MUST KNOW CRELOADED!!!!!!! There is lots of opportunity for more work. i mean I must have had 50 tweaks alone to the OSdox version when installed. I am not sure what I need as I have only glanced at Cre but i am sure i need modules and other things installed, moved, created. And please bid for total hours VS an amount. Its AMAZING to get bids from from those who charge $10 or $20 or $30 per hour but they all bid close to the same amount. Normally I would
...Type: American/ Italian/ French/ Greek/ Mexican/ Chinese/ Japanese/ Thai/ Korean Sub Menu: Reservation/ Walk in / Take out B. Theatres: Sub Menu: Features Sub Menu: Closest Theater Location C. Entertainment: Sub Menu: Bars / Lounges/ Comedy/ Clubs Sub Menu Club: Sub Menu: Jazz/ Rock/ Pop/ Techno/ Alternative/ R&B D. Novelty Stores: Sub Menu: Souvenirs / Costume Jewelry E. Department Stores: Sub Menu: Clothing / Merchandise /Supermarkets 3. We would like "Return Option" for each page. 4. We would like a "Locator", that can give directions once the area is chosen. 5. We would also like an "Ad Window". 6. We would like to be abl...
I need a logo designed for a sex novelty product. I have a few ideas myself as i come from a graphic design/creative background but dont have the computer graphic skills. I am willing to see what you come up with and maybe tell u my ideas if need be. Also, if anyone wants to submit any rough ideas that would be good ( i can sign a disclaimer so I cant use them unless we agree on a bid- i'm not sure if thats allowed as i'm new to this site) This logo will be used for the website, product packaging and t-shirts. So, ideally looking for someone with website design skills for maybe an ongoing design working relationship. UK/London based preferable too but not a necessity.
I need a logo designed for a sex novelty product. I have a few ideas myself as i come from a graphic design/creative background but dont have the computer graphic skills. I am willing to see what you come up with and maybe tell u my ideas if need be. Also, if anyone wants to submit any rough ideas that would be good ( i can sign a disclaimer so I cant use them unless we agree on a bid- i'm not sure if thats allowed as i'm new to this site) This logo will be used for the website, product packaging and t-shirts. So, ideally looking for someone with website design skills for maybe an ongoing design working relationship. UK/London based preferable too but not a necessity.
