Adult Forum Poster Needed

Hello Everyone, I have an adult forum, which is just opening up to my website members in a few days. The forum is only new so I would like to start it with a few 1,000 posts. A post will need to be at least 20-50 words. A large amount of adult videos will need to be embed into posts. A large amount of photos will need to be posted. I can show you where to get the videos from easily and fast. You will need to find good adult images, (I will show you some good sources). Please bid here your price for 1,000 quality posts. You must included the word lemon in your PM to me to prove you read this. The posts must be in proper English, using a certain amount of slang words for authenticity. Conversations will need to be staged, and certain accounts will need a personality behind them. I will provide emails, which you can use to create accounts. I will also provide the usernames. This job is very easy, but you need to have alot of common sense, and good english other wise you won't be paid for this job. I want quality more than quantity. Regards, G p.s I don't want to hear bullshit about how big your team is, I just want to see past work, and show me what you can do. I've been doing this long enough to know quality.