Joomla YooTheme Template Setup

I need a site setup on a Joomla site. I want to setup a fresh site using a YOOtheme template that is portioned and designed to my needs. These are the features I need: I need the following: Video player with playlist capabilities Virtuemart setup with my payment gateway Articles page in a blog style category layout with content uploaded About Us Page Help/FAQ page setup in a blog style by category Twitter tweet scraper Contact Us page with ReCaptcha Promotions page integration Custom components integration I can go into further details with the right providers. You must have quality feedbacks and knowledge of Joomla and PHP coding. You must also have Skype capabilities and can give continuous updates on the project every day. This project is scheduled to go right now....not later...if you cannot get after this site and get it completed start to finish, do not bid. Tell me what country you are from in the bid message area and so I can see if you can follow direction or not. I do not want to see a huge list of websites that you supposedly did....just send me a couple of retail eCommerce style sites that you did only where you had virtuemart implemented. Payments will be made based on completion only. If you want to build it on your server, then at 50% completion we will escrow 50% of the funds and another 50% at time of transfer to our server with a full release of funds once the site is completed correctly to our standards. We have a site layout drawing that we will submit to the selected provider to follow in setup of the new site. Bid accordingly, we do work with several providers and are well aware of what this entails and the cost involved to do so, any bids that are of ridiculous amounts, will be deleted immediately as a fake bid.