funny quote writing

Quotes writing . I want as below , No copy right issue and need to sign NDA for it . Need to be a new quote that is not around or can be search . xample of the funny n interesting quote .I like . For your idea for this quote writing 1 My wife made me fat So nobody else would want me 2 Men to the left Because Women Are always right 3 I.m not Lazy I just really enjoy Doing nothing 4 My job Is top secret Even I don.t kNow what I am doing writing quote for the below Each I need 50 only . A good funny n interesting , so i can choose the best out of it . or all 50 also best :) i will more like you :) 50 new different quote of each of it , all no copyright issuse and i own it .. Need to sign NDA for it .. So only expert n good quotes new thinker then bid Please I need good one and good work done for every of it . Love Communication Education Friendship Funny Happiness Health Hope Knowledge Leadership Learning Life Memorial Day Money Success Technology Teen Thankful Travel Trust Truth Work charity non profit entrepreneur Family cancer sickness children old health quote postitive thinking quote - life quote inspirational quote - motivational quote self improvement quote success quote heart touching healthcare / health funny quote / health for eating . mean eat what will be healthy ....etc quote money quote Business quote for the below . all 10 each will do ... All Categories Jobs E Commerce Self Employment Education Social Work Training Landscaping Law Enforcement Transport Legal Veterinary Medicine Maintenance Marketing/Communications Materials Management Military Electricity Engineering Media And Entertainment Metalworking Occupations Military Mining All Categories Occasions And Events Month African Holidays Canadian Holidays Chinese Holidays Christian Holidays Indian Holidays Islamic Holidays Jewish Holidays US Holidays Annual Events Celebrations Music Festivals Other Parties Wedding All Categories Other Politics Belief Top New Trending Awesome Sobriety Android (Operating System) Babywearing Club (Organization) Convention (Meeting) Geek History Nap Nerd Quotes Robot Senioritis Personality Traits Idioms Swear Words