Ghostwriter - Copywriter Needed

Looking for someone with the following qualifications: YOU MUST CONTAIN ALL THESE ABILITIES!!!! I am looking for a ghostwriter/copywriter that can discuss with me on the phone via Skype the necessary information in which to do my [login to view URL] must be fluent ....FLUENT in English language to perfection!! What I need is someone to write content information for our websites, eZines, brochures, etc... I will discuss via Skype phone call with you the details of what I need you to write up. Your job is to be witty and smart enough to turn dirt into gold. You must be able to take what I am saying in our conversation and rewrite that into a great legible piece that describes what we talked about. Whether it is a title or a caption or an article or more...I need you to be able to cover all that I have discussed with you and turn it into what is needed. Pricing will be job and project specific. Depends on what is needed and when it is needed. I want to see your previous work in which you were the ghostwriter/ copywriter on so I can judge your talents. If I am interested in your work, we will discuss further details with you at that time. You must be able to have quick turn around times....if it is an article piece..I want it in 24 hours unless specified otherwise. If it is a title or a caption, I want it in hours unless specified otherwise. Escrow will be 10% milestone to start but then based on project and its worth. Released after it has been completed and files turned in to me. Formats are to be WORD or even TEXT in some cases. SKYPE IS A MUST FOR THIS PROJECT, I ALWAYS PREFER TO DISCUSS THINGS THROUGH SKYPE