Write Custom About Me for Freelance Site - Humor (US ONLY)

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Greetings, my name is Shawn and I was born and raised in Ontario, Canada. Currently I am living in Quebec, and have been for the past year. In the fall of 2013, I received my diploma in Business Administration after studying for 3 years at a reputable college near Ottawa. During this time, I gained a wide array of skills that are beneficial in the field of business, including English communications, finance, management, writing and many others. For the past year, I have completed just over 100 projects here on Freelancer and 15 projects on Elance, And yes, all of the projects involved writing, editing, proofreading and rewriting. If you choose me, you can be rest assured that you will be getting high quality, well-written content. Moreover, I guarantee unlimited revisions until you are completely satisfied with the work; no questions asked.

Hi there! I am Jessica. I have years of professional writing and editing experience, and I can write a fantastic about me page for your web design freelance site. I am an English speaking writer from the United States with a master’s degree in English. I am a stickler for excellent spelling and grammar, and all of my work is completed to the highest professional standard as well as in a timely fashion. I have samples of work in my portfolio so you can get a feel for my writing. I look forward to working with you. Thanks, Jessica

Hi, Your project sounds very interesting and I'd really love to work on it. I enjoy doing research, and especially if the topic is inspiring. As for my experience here, I've been working as a content and article writer, mainly; but, I also did some blog posting, article spinning, audio transcribing, etc. I work for $2.5 per 100 words, so if this seems fair to you and fits your budget, then great - let's get started right away :) Should you have any questions about me, my work or my experience, I'll be happy to answer. In the meantime, see my reviews and kindly consider my proposal. Kindest regards. Isidora

Well, Im Canadian so English is my first language. Im also pretty funny tell me like what kind of humour your comfortable with. So please let me know if you need any example. I can and will be willing to communicate via Skype or something else let me know. Thank you.