Can you make a CV and personal statement for me to get into oxbridge

Oxbride = University of Oxford and University of Cambridge I am looking to do MSc in Computer Science Postgraduate, in University of Cambridge or Oxford, i need some one to make a High quality cv and personal statement which could get me into the uni easily, i do have rest of the requirements the only thing i need is High quality CV and Personal Statement Don't worry, i will provide me latest CV and personal statement which obviously i made but its not the CV and personal statement that can get me admission. The point is that i don't have much in my CV and personal statement so i want you to put things and skills that i dont even have but that make me best candidate for this course and use the words professionally which makes CV interesting and make me professional and strong candidate. As you all aware that University of Oxford and Cambridge require very high quality english so we are expecting a brilliant CV and Personal Statement. Please bid if you know you can make an absolute out of this world professional Cv and Personal Statement. Please inbox me for further details.