Adult Website - Need products placed in Excel spreadsheet

You must be comfortable working on an Adult website (XXX movies). You must have high speed Internet connection and be available daily on Skype. You must have very good English and communication skills. . I am looking for someone who is also well versed in SEO - search engine optimization and description writing, keywords, etc.. for future projects. Also, someone who knows how to edit photos and that is great with Internet research. Job description: I need 600 products description and pictures put into an Excel spreadsheet. Titles are to be collected from 1 specific website, Description and Pictures from 2 other websites. Each product requires 8 different cells + 3 cells for keywords/metatags + picture (see attached spreadsheet). All options must me collected and set correctly as well. Pictures must be named with the product title, saved on your hard drive so you can zip them and email them with the matching descriptions. I only want the front cover. You will email me your progress together with the matching pictures (zip file of the jpg images) upon completion of each group of 50. Please let me know how long this project will realistically take you. Do not bid if you don't have experience in this kind of job. Please bid accordingly and reasonably. Start your PM with the word PANCAKE. Stock responses will be ignored. Email your sample results (attached Excel Spreadsheet). I will pick up a provider within 8 hours. Payment through GAF or Paypal, your choice. Escrow ok for 50%. Thanks and good luck!