I LOVE IT!
Hi guys, my name is Dave and I'm most definitely the guy that you're looking for, as this type of Photoshopping is something that I've been doing for a very VERY long time.
As hard as it is to admit it, I had a hard drive crash not too long ago and I lost literally thousands of images, (It was my backup drive and it went kaflooie while I was transferring files to a new computer) so in order to prove to you that I can do what I claim. I'm willing to take one of your images and complete the job to show you my skill level, and if you don't agree that I'm one of the best there is at what I do, then of course you won't have to pay me a penny.
If however you agree, then for the low LOW price of $20 (CAD) per image, I will have your project completed within ONE business day.
That's right, I can finish your project in just ONE day or less, and for far less than your maximum budget. In fact, I estimate that I can finish everything in just a few hours. I'm THAT good.
I'm one of the new guys here on freelancer.com so I'm trying to get as much work and make as many clients happy as I possibly can, plus I absolutely LOVE making funny pictures with Photoshop!
If you're willing to take a chance on the new guy on the block, I guarantee that you won't be disappointed!
If you have any questions don't hesitate to contact me, and I look forward to working with you!
Regards
-Dave Kool, Digital Dogma Productions