ASP System Profiler

Greetings, I need an ASP.NET page that will produce a system profile of the client's computer. I do not want any design elements, just pure functionality. Variables should be cleary defined in the declarations so that I can easily store them in a SQL database later. You can just use a [login to view URL] statment to place the info on the page. Work will be similar in function to the page at [login to view URL] The following information about the client system is needed: Logged-in user, Computer Name, Computer Make, Computer Model, IP Address, Operating System Version, Service Pack, Processor Name and Frequency, Hard Drive Capacity, Hard Drive Free Space, Novell Client Version, Novell User, Installed Hotfixes, Memory Capacity, Memory Free Space, Installed Applications, Installed Printers, Dell Service Tag (if present), Mac Address (if possible). This sounds like a lot, I know, but I've alreay written desktop applications that can do this in both Win32 and VBScript. I just don't know how to port it into an ASP.NET environment. I will provide the source code to the desktop apps upon acceptance of your bid. ## Deliverables 1) Complete and fully-functional working program(s) in executable form as well as complete source code of all work done. 2) Deliverables must be in ready-to-run condition, as follows (depending on the nature of the deliverables): a) For web sites or other server-side deliverables intended to only ever exist in one place in the Buyer's environment--Deliverables must be installed by the Seller in ready-to-run condition in the Buyer's environment. b) For all others including desktop software or software the buyer intends to distribute: A software installation package that will install the software in ready-to-run condition on the platform(s) specified in this bid request. 3) All deliverables will be considered "work made for hire" under U.S. Copyright law. Buyer will receive exclusive and complete copyrights to all work purchased. (No GPL, GNU, 3rd party components, etc. unless all copyright ramifications are explained AND AGREED TO by the buyer on the site per the coder's Seller Legal Agreement). ## Platform Windows 2000 and above, IIS 5.0