A free government grant

I need a grant writer to construct a grant letter for me. I have been in the US for 19 years, married for 15 years and earning only $31000 a year with my full time job. I am $10000 in debt so I can not by a single family Home. I work hard every day, been with this company 5 years full time, and try to earn extra money on the side, so I can buy have some nice things. I would like to get a $160,000 grant to buy a nice little house as a reward for my hard work.