Skilled Coder needed

IMPORTANT: Read CAREFULLY! We only work with Freelancers, which are really topnotch! We need your support on 2 different Projects in the next few weeks, maybe months. You should have the following Skills: 1.) You are knowing PHP, MySQL, CSS and Javascript better then your own mother. 2.) You know how to set up Staging environments, you can work with bitbucket and you know how to work with a trello-based workflow. 3.) You are lightning fast, extremely reliable and very accurate. 4.) You think proactive in solutions, rather then problems. 5.) You think "responsive" and we don't have to talk about this a lot. Even if you don't have any kind of prepared layouts, you do your very best that everything we discuss in Zoom-Calls, via Chat, Shared Screenshots, etc will have a good look on mobile phones and tablet. 6.) You are an ACTIVE Communicator. You ask better twice and and actively gather feedback then rushing trough a project and wondering by your self that we aren't impressed by your outcome. ;) 7.) Most important: We know how long things will take, cause we are more then 18 years in business. So please be absolutely honestly and fair about your time-estimations. 8.) Even more important: You f*cking love your job. Optional, but nice to have: 1.) You can work on Weekends 2.) You can set up a clean wordpress-environment on our development-environment with a child-theme based on the famous "Astra" Theme, get rid of not necessary plugins, etc. (We have a guideline for this)