Two very funny images

If you have read the description, please include in your bid the words "flying cat" and directly write me in the chat with the ready samples. We are developing a funny game for learning languages. We need funny images for the words and phrases, learned in it. We are starting a Kickstarter project now and based on it's outcome and your quotation we will decide if/when to start the big job. The big job is for 200-1000 images. What we are looking for now is: - quotation price per image for 200-1000 images - 2 sample images. The images must be *hilariously funny* (this is very important!) and to be on either white or transparent background. You can choose 2 out of these 4 options: 1. fat mother 2. red dog 3. flying cat 4. a bird, eating an ice cream. Size should be around width/height 250/400 px, but in such resolution that if the size is reduced to width/height 100/150 px they are still well visible and funny. This is more of a contest for the bigger job, so please, bid only if you accept our proposal. It is: you make the 2 images and you put a watermark on them. You send them to us without obligation for us to pay. We review all images from all freelancers and we choose the best. If you are the best and you offer a nice price, we will pay you and ask you to remove the watermark. And more important - we will be more than happy to work with you for the big project for 200-1000 images. Thank you for your attention and good luck!