I need 500 shirt designs made, mostly nice fonts. Bid on 500 psd

I need some graphic design. I need 500 graphics made up! These are simple and if your fast you can do maybe 10 or so an hour. I need some graphics designed up similar to ones on funny tank top. Com this is a site of mine. I mostly use words. So if you have some nice fonts that would be amazing. If you Goto google images and search funny tank tops this is ideally what we need. Please quote me 500 to start in the end I will need about 5,000 and can keep you very busy. Right now I pay cheap prices, looking for another solid designer who has some decent skills. I need them saves as psd, NOT ai or vector. Big for 500 designs! Attach any of your work if you've some shirts thanks!