bullet proof hosting

I need an bulletproof dedicated server. The basic requirements: I will host there a legal adult site and one legal gore site. The server should be Pentium 2+ GHz, 512 MB - 1 GB RAM, at least a fast E-IDE drive (7200 RPM) or if possible an E-IDE RAID or even a SCSI Disk (10.000+ RPM), LAMP (Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP, sendmail, ...), full root access and if possible SCP for connecting to the server, and needs to have 2 (!) IP's. The included bandwith should be approx. 500 GB to 1 TB and should not be capped. I will NEVER send any bulk e-mail off the server, but it should have POP and SMTP acounts for normal website use. It's very important that you have a fast connection to the internet! And of course the server should never get shutdown because of spamming complaints (just to get sure that everybody understands me right... ;-) And yes, if possible in an "offshore" environment. (pretty everything like India etc. ok, but NOT New York Central ...) I prefer a month to month "contract" and paying through Western Union. I guess you have the main idea so please make me offers for different configurations! I'm already in contact with over 7 well known bulletproof hosters, so please try to make me a very good price. Thanks!