Sorry, there isn't a lot of time left and I wanna throw this out here. I am a wonderful poet and creative writer. That's what I mainly do. I am EXCELLENT at it. You will not be disappointed if you select me.
I can't find an example at the moment but with only five minutes left I can write you....
Hire me and you'll never be disappointed, my home is in the words, and from my home I bid
I'll write it fast and I'll write it well. I'll write about rocketships or turtle shells. I'm hilarious and weird, it's just so...clear. I'm the one for the job and we both know it. I'm new! Don't let it deter you. We'll make the perfect team. I respond instantly and I know how to draw an audience. Which is what you're looking for, right? A poet? A creative writer? I believe I have a piece (slightly depressing) that I wrote in my creative non fiction writing class. I don't have time to fetch it, but promise to send to you should you choose me.
Thank you. You know it's meant to be.
I will fetch that article now. Sorry, I saw the flame and needed to extinguish your it... it was just so bright.
I am so much funnier than the examples?
Mind if I rewrite a few for you?
I don't know how to send them to you yet.
Of course not. WE are meant to be, you gorgeous person. Give me a few and I'll update this proposal... just please.. say yes. Don't break my heart.
I will be taking the tests tomorrow to prove my skills, if you would like to check that out. I think I'll fix my bid tomorrow if possible!